Cabbage! Hi, I'm Thora and I have an obsession.
What leads a grown woman to clap, cavort, and giggle in the aisles of a second hand store before dozens of strangers? A designer handbag at some stupidly discounted price? A long sought after porcelain figurine of a sad clown? Or perhaps a hand-painted portrait of politician and duelist Aaron Burr? Nope, hell no, and no, not my thing. A water-stained faux red cabbage for 99 cents. Yup. Slightly frayed nylon fabric wrapped over a styrofoam core in poor imitation of a Brassica oleracea. But HOT DAMN I just found a red cabbage!!!!! Dye Bundle UNLOCKED!!!!! My name is Thora and I am obsessed with the game Stardew Valley. Seriously. Over 2,000 hours of playtime obsessed. Starting to collect real-life representations of in-game objects ( like crops, artisan products, mineral specimens, tools,etc) obsessed. I've started planning a display area in my home to house my collection. My very vague idea of casually cosplaying as my farmer at GenCon this year has s...